DDMC News 8/2/07 Glendale, Arizona:
Founding Fathers Leave for Sturgis
Yes it is official! The Desert Dog Devil Dogs are on their way to the bikers "Sin City" Sturgis, South Dakota. They departed approximately 6 am on Friday morning August 2nd. Their trip will take them through the mountains of Colorado and the high plains of Wyoming. The group was very excited about the adventure ahead of them. Dudley was extremely positive about the possibilities and was quoted as saying; "Even a geek like me can see T & A in Sturgis". Some members took a more serious stance; "We are closer to hockey country and that is good enough for me" said the "G-man" after being questioned about why he was going on the trip. "RC" simply replied "I heard this was the adventure of a life time, Sturgis with the founders, dam I hope I don't miss an exit while I'm zoning on tunes". The one member of the Founders who has no name looked puzzled; "Sturgis?, what the hell type of fish is a Sturgis, I thought we were going to a party". All in all, they were excited about the good times ahead.
DDMC News 6/23/07 Cave Creek, Arizona:
Partway Makes it All the Way
In an unheard gesture of motorcycle history, "Partway" has finally made it All the Way. The historical event started at a small Phoenix tavern called "The Steel Horse" at about 8 am on June 23 and ended at a Cave Creek establishment known as "Harold's" at approximately 10 am. The ten bikers present were astounded at his ability to complete a trip. One on-looker, "The Bradster", with tears in his eyes, was quoted as saying "I knew he could do it all along, God you have to love the big palooka." Other unknown sources did state: "Although he completed the trip, he isn't going to break any land turtle speed records." The next time you see Partway, give him a pat on the back and wish him well on his next journey.
DDMC News 6/20/07 Phoenix, Arizona:
Bradster (Dudley) Goes on a Date
Yes folks, you heard it here first! The "Bradster" has asked a woman out and she said yes!!!! Their rendezvous took place during the week of June 17th. Sources say that she loves to ride on Harleys and is dusting off her leathers waiting for an invite. According to Dirtnews.com a couples evening will be planned in the near future to aid in the "Bradster's attempt to get the "Dud" out of "Dudley." You go guy!!!!
